There are almost no words.
Probably in an effort to stay relevant following her 15 minutes of fame last spring, New Jersey's Patricia Krentcil, better known as the Tanning Mom, recorded a song last week -- and it sounds exactly like you'd expect it to -- terrible.
Krentcil does her best Britney Spears impression on the track, aptly titled, "It's Tan Mom," opening with the verse, "It's Tan Mom [expletive]!"
The 44-year-old earned her nickname and worldwide notoriety in April 2012 when she was accused of bringing her daughter, 5, into a tanning bed. Tanning Mom admitted to bringing the child into the room with her, but denied allowing her daughter to use the bed. A grand jury failed to indict her on a child endangerment charge earlier this year.
Krentcil disses both the Octomom, Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman, and MTV's "Teen Mom" reality stars on the track, which is set to be released Monday on iTunes.
Listen to a clip obtained by TMZ and tell us what you think of "It's Tan Mom" in the comments.