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"24:" I will now tell you how it all ends

Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer in

Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer in "24." Photo Credit: Fox

 

 

  The other day, Fox sent TV critics the last two hours of "24."

  There was a huge note attached to the DVD. It read, "DO NOT reveal plot details under penalty of law; it is against FBI regulations to dispense with plot details and a $250,000 fine may result. Also do not distribute this DVD to family members, especially ones with big mouths."

  Yeah, right. 

  Fat chance. 

  See if that law will hold up in court, Fox   And I just gave a copy to my uncle and, man, he's got a bigger mouth than me. 

  Anyhoo, after all these years of praising "24," and riding it to the bitter end, I owe it to you, my fabulous readers, to give you a first look at how this will all end Monday night. 

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  Will Jack die?

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