Hey! Chantal was not named the "Bachelorette" yesterday, or last night, which kind of surprised me. Instead, Ashley Hebert, who -- if I've got my "Bachelor" facts right -- was jilted by Wock (that's how I'm referring to Brad Womack from now on) a few weeks ago. Chantal, as you know now, was dumped by Wock last night in a tearful finale. Honestly, what did she expect after slugging the guy the first moment she met him? Emily -- as 99 percent of the world predicted -- got the offer. Now, to Ashley: Check out her video from last night's "Kimmel." Doesn't look like she has any buyer's remorse about Wock.