As you may already know -- or if not, you do now -- the Twitterverse is going crazy . . . sorry, wrong word . . . it's going nuts . . . no, can't use that either . . . it's going insane (ahh, the heck with it) over the fact that Charlie Sheen has been verified as a new tweeter, or twitterer, or whatever. He's picked up nearly 100,000 followers within the last hour -- and he just tweeted. Thousands have waited for this moment in American life and culture. If you too want to be among the privileged: This is Charlie's first tweet. Bring on the crazy, Chuck! And the milk, too.