I suppose this roast will kind of write itself: Charlie Sheen will get the anti-honorific on Sept. 19, for a special that will be taped Sept. 10.
"You could say I've been providing kindling for this roast for a while," said Sheen in a statement. "It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."
Word pending on guests: Of course Angus T. Jones and Jon Cryer will be asked to provide commentary (one assumes).
Why Sept. 19? Obviously because the new Sheen-free "Two and a Half Men" returns that night. Obviously...