Yes, Charlie Sheen was on Dan Patrick again this morning and had a whole lot to say, and will get you the clip as soon as I am able. In the meantime, check out this transcript from Dan's show on DirecTV's "101 Network." And yes, he does have advice for Lindsay but doesn't say exactly what that would be...To the jump!
Charlie Sheen on the vanity card that Chuck Lorre ran: “This is a giant compliment. Chuck offered an olive branch, this is how I interpreted it. He’s going through all this stuff about what he does. This is about him personally. It doesn’t get to me, it’s not about me until the end. It’s a reflection of how he feels, in comparison to how my insane my life appears at times. So, I took it as a huge compliment. He basically wrote a brilliant little piece of literature and called me Superman…We are fine! ”
Charlie Sheen on what has happened since Monday’s interview and the real message of his UCLA speech: “I was elected President of the United State’s of America. I don’t know if you heard….I actually watched our interview that night and just thought it was awesome and was reliving the moments we had together. We never finished the final word, the final little statement, of the pep talk speech because everybody jumped on the “stay away from the crack, drink chocolate milk,” which is now bumper stickers. The last line was, enjoy every moment. And that is what the real message [of the speech] was.”
Charlie Sheen on how people have reacted to his comments on Monday’s show: “Dude, it’s impossible! I don’t have any answers. I can’t tell people what to do. I don’t come from a place of judgment or opinion. If I’ve got some facts, that is what I stand on.”
Charlie Sheen on his intervention: “People need to understand how supremely grateful I am that someone stepped in here. I don’t want to say who, but you know, basically, Viacom showed up at my house and said ‘Dude, it’s getting really obvious and we’re really worried about you. We don’t give a rat’s tooey about the show, we care about your health.’ So, they came in and just man to man and said ‘We have to shut it down.’”
Charlie Sheen on whether or not he will return to Two and a Half Men Next Year: “Oh God, yeah! Because I have a two year deal. I’m a man of my word.” Charlie Sheen on whether or not he has ever been drunk on set: “The shape I was showing up in was epic, was beyond comprehension. [I’ve] never been drunk, never been high on the set once. But, I would show up not having slept much. Doing a network run through and asking the director, Jamie, to move my mark a little bit so I could be next to a piece of furniture or a table so I wouldn’t fall over. That is an expert move by a seasoned professional. I’m sorry, an amateur stays on his mark and then falls over during the run through.”
Charlie Sheen’s advice to Lindsay Lohan: “You get Lindsay on the show, I will call in. I’ve got some advice for her. I’ve got some things I would recommend she consider because I don’t tell anybody what to do. Just try to think things through a little bit before you do them.”