Donald Trump, returning as host of "Saturday Night Live" for the first time in 11 years, has taped his "SNL"rite of passage." The promos, of course. 

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In these, the candidate speaks of 1.) His promise not to exaggerate (he blows that one); or 2.) Criticize rivals (ditto); or 3.) Not talk too long so as not to trigger the equal opportunities provision of the 1934 Communications Act (has anyone ever known Trump to limit his soundbites to 10 seconds?) and 4.) He shops for a running mate (to no avail).