Actually, there really was an earthquake on "Tonight" last night. In all Universal City, even.
A highly localized one -- in anticipation of the fact that Conan's "Tonight" would get a best show nod and not Jay's . . . or because ratings aren't so hot these days . . . or . . .?
Enough! To the tape, and see if you can see any shakin' going on while John C. Reilly is waving his arms.