Did you watch the exquisitely awful "Live to Dance" starring my favorite reality show host Paula Abdul last night? How could you miss it: Two hours of "America's Got Talent: The Hoofer's Edition."
But here's the best part, and honestly, there were many - "best" used here in a highly ironic and sardonic way: Peaches Rodriguez.
Peaches is a stand-up comic from East Northport who was identified last night as a Long Islander and (I believe) soccer mom. She went on to perform a reasonable break-dance routine, got a pair of red buzzers (red is not good on this show) and was dumped.
But Peaches did have the best line, telling Pussycat Doll judge Kimberly Wyatt, "the skinny one's a hater."
Paula laughed. Sort of. I did as well. They said she should be a stand-up, and voila, she is. Here are some clips. Man, I wished Peaches had advanced...