Proving indisputably that "Tonight Show" audience members are seriously, seriously moronic, various reports this morning say that Lindsay Lohan's appearance on the show yesterday prompted a standing ovation.
A standing ovation!
For what? Did Jay promise them free tickets to "Hangover 2" and 3 when it comes out, too?
Did a huge sign flash, "stand up for Lindsay or you will be ejected from studio forever...?"
Did Jay staff the audience with ex-felons?
Did a sign at the door say, "people accused of jewelry heists - who get only a misdemeanor -- welcome?"
What could have possibly prompted a standing ovation -- other than the fact that the audience was comprised completely of idiots?
I'm at a loss. Any guidance would be helpful.
Her appearance is tonight. Get ready to stand and cheer.