Rachel Uchitel, former (rumored) consort to one particularly famous golfer, is expected to join next season's "Celebrity Apprentice."
TMZ reported last night and comfirmed.
Trumpster apparently reached out. She agreed. The rest are mere formalities.
What does this mean? Nothing, other than the fact thathost Donald Trump is a genius at finding people who are guaranteed to generate press for an aging franchise that offers few-to-no surprises other than the contestants who appear on it.
TMZ noted that the appointment is effective pending approval from NBC -- as if NBC is going to reject someone who will generate millions of additional viewers, at least for the launch.
It was only a matter of time before Rachel assumed her rightful place in reality TV.
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