EVERYTHING'S ARCHIE. "Girls" creator Lena Dunham will write a four-issue Archie Comics series for next year in which Archie, Betty, Veronica and the gang will interact with a TV reality show shooting in Riverdale.
"We sent her a box of tons of Archie books, she devoured them all, and maybe a week or two later came back with her pitch," the publisher's newly announced chief creative officer, writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa ("Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark") told ComicBookResources.com, adding "It's incredibly contemporary. It's a classic Archie story, with a definitely unique, Lena spin, and it's going to be set in Archie continuity."
MY FAVORITE MARTIANS. As billionaire Bas Lansdorp's Mars One project prepares to send colonists to the red planet, Lionsgate TV will shoot the volunteer astronauts' eight-year training program and other proceedings for a reality show, reports Deadline.com.
"This is a social experiment that focuses on the people [who] would sign for something like this . . . one-way mission, knowing that if you go, you can never come back," said producer Roy Bank. The scientific endeavor Mars One has received nearly 300,000 applications since being announced last year, Deadline said.
PREMIERES. "Dancing With the Stars" season 18 begins Monday night at 8 on ABC with new co-host Erin Andrews . . . Following at 10 on Discovery is the new the "Lords of the Car Hoards," starring auto-restorer Rick Dore and WWE wrestler Chuck Palumbo . . . Tuesday at 9 & 9:30 p.m. is the back-to-back season-five premiere of "Storage Wars" on A&E. The spinoff "Barry'd Treasure," starring former storage warrior Barry Weiss, debuts at 10 . . . Opposite the latter, Oxygen is "Chasing Maria Menounos" in a new show about the "Extra" anchor, followed at 10:30 by Wendy Williams' hidden-camera series "Celebrities Undercover" . . . "Save My Bakery" bows on the Food Network, Wednesday at 8 p.m. . . . Then at 10 that night, "Money Talks" on CNBC with a sports-bet handicapper . . . Friday at 9 p.m., Discovery's "Sons of Guns" fires off a fifth season of gunsmiths . . . Sunday night at 8, it's NBC's new home-renovation competition "American Dream Builders" . . . and designer Tracy Hutson ("Extreme Makeover: Home Edition") stars in the new web series "Momtourage" at TheDesignNetwork.com.
RECAPS. Nikki Ferrell won "The Bachelor" and "King of the Nerds" crowned Kayla LaFrance . . . J'Tia Taylor is gone from "Survivor" . . . "American Idol" ousted Ben Briley . . . Nakisha Bromfield is off "The Face," and Corrine Foster is off "Face Off" . . . The single-name Osmond aka the single-name Vivacious was eliminated from "RuPaul's Drag Race" . . . David Bell will not be "Ink Master" . . . and Michelle Uberreste is no longer "Under the Gunn."