BILL ME. Got an antique or collectible you want to sell? On Discovery's new "Final Offer," premiering Thursday at 10 p.m., you can haggle over the best price with four experts -- including Elmont-raised Billy Roland, now of Locust Valley and the owner of Roland Antiques Gallery in Greenwich Village.
PREMIERES. Shannon Tweed wants to adopt a child in the Season 7 opener of "Gene Simmons Family Jewels," tonight at 9 on A&E. Following it at 10, "Monster-in-Laws" returns for Season 2 with back-to-back episodes . . . Opposite all that on TLC are two half-hour premiere episodes each of "Cake Boss" season five and "Extreme Couponing" season three, at 9 p.m. and 10 p.m., respectively . . . HGTV's competition show "Design Star" returns for season seven tomorrow night at 9 . . . On Wednesday at 8 p.m., Queens native Justin Silver is a Manhattan dog-whisperer in CBS' new "Dogs in the City" . . . Celebrity stylist Kim Kimble stars in WEtv's new "L.A. Hair," Thursday night at 10, while opposite it on History is "Mountain Men," following three off-the-grid backwoodsmen in North Carolina, Montana and Alaska. . . . Conservationists continue to battle Japanese whalers in season five of Animal Planet's "Whale Wars," Friday at 9 p.m. . . . Scott Jacobs and his daughter Alexa again go undercover to help others on season three of ABC's "Secret Millionaire," on Sunday at 8 p.m. The season two premiere of ABC's "Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition" follows at 9 p.m. -- opposite the season six premiere of History's "Ice Road Truckers."
RECAPS. Green Bay Packers wide receiver Donald Driver and partner Peta Murgatroyd won "Dancing With the Stars" season 14 . . . Joe Gendreau, Aaron Martell and Kyle Dillon were cut from "The Bachelorette" . . . and Fanny Pak will not be "America's Best Dance Crew."