Hoist your aluminum poles because it's every television fan's favorite holiday: Festivus. Before moving on to the "feats of strength" tradition, "Seinfeld" fans took to Twitter to bellyache in celebration of the fictional holiday, celebrated each Dec. 23. Thousands tweeted out complaints about 2017 for the annual "airing of grievances."Here are some of the best grievances we found on Twitter.
6. Why is Harvey Weinstein not in jail? #AiringofGrievances— Bean Counter (@TNBeanCounter) December 23, 2017
Happy Festivus! Time for the Airing of Grievances!— Bitter Professor 🎓 (@AcerbicAcademic) December 23, 2017
My university's president receives a raise and a 'performance bonus' every year.
Every year fundraising has been down.
Every year tuition has increased.
Every year enrollment has declined#Festivus #AiringofGrievances
First up in the Airing of Grievances: In the last calendar year, none of the @Charlotte49ers athletic programs have reached their respective NCAA postseasons. Not one. This is unacceptable. At what point does it boil down to ineptitude at the top? #FireJudyRose #49erFestivus— Dustin (@ThisIsDFo) December 23, 2017
Happy Festivus!— Sean Busick (@SeanBusick) December 23, 2017
All you people who claim to make pronouncements with the authority of "history," but have never read a single serious history book. I gotta problem with you!#Festivus #AiringofGrievances #festivusfortherestofus #twitterstorians
Cars being presented as presents with giant red bows on top. Where do you get these giant red bows? And why would you nuke the family savings account to ‘surprise’ your husband/wife without consulting on such a big purchase? #Festivus#AiringofGrievances— Joe Collins (@JoeCollinsSays) December 23, 2017
.@Browns you guys have a playoff caliber roster! you need a starting QB but keep undercutting Kizer in his rookie season. You're the least effective blitzing team but keep blitzing. It's a coaching problem. you're firing the wrong people! #festivus #grievances— Justin Evans (@justin_evans) December 23, 2017
Since it’s #Festivus on this glorious day I’m gonna air out some of the grievances I currently have.— Joe Nasti (@Im_Joe_Nasti) December 23, 2017
-I absolutely hate doctors who can not communicate effectively and clearly
-I got a beef with the current climate of the world being so PC and having to watch every word
I'm in my old home town for the holidays, and everyone here is as dumb as a stump that dropped out of Stump middle school. The "Airing of Grievances" is going to take a while. #Festivus #FestivusForTheRestOfUs #FestivusIsBack— James Stewart (@jamespstewart) December 23, 2017
The Airing of Grievances?— LisetteInBlue💫 (@bookgirl8) December 23, 2017
People who don't know the difference between there/they're/their and its/it's
For the love of all that is holy, let's review:
There: a place, location
They're: They are
It's: It is.
#Festivus Airing of the grievances.— Joe Everett (@JoeWEverett) December 23, 2017
Amari Cooper - I am vastly disappointed in you. You dropped more than half the passes thrown your way. You were worthless outside the Chiefs game but now you're injured and on the shelf for the fantasy playoffs. Thanks for nothing this year.
It’s festivus, so let the airing of grievances begin:— KTS (@ksmitttyy) December 23, 2017
My father has pocket dialed me twice today already. It’s not even 10am.
Happy Festivus everyone!— 🎄🎅Seanicus🎅🎄 (@TheSeanicus) December 23, 2017
Now, for the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people.
Namely those who actually liked The Last Jedi. People who use cartoon, sci-fi or fantasy characters to voice their political opinions. And politics in general.
Between Trump, Trump supporters and Hue Jackson, my Airing of Grievances will be epic today. #Festivus— Mike (@MikeAmmo) December 23, 2017
Happy #Festivus! Due to 2017 being 2017, the Airing of Grievances portion will now be extended through December 31st.— Tom & Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) December 23, 2017