Festivus is coming up, and time to celebrate. TBS has a full day or most of a full day lineup next Friday. Nine hours. Calling it the Happy Festivus festival. Jump to the jump for the full line-up...
11 a.m. “The Contest” – Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine vie over self-
denial in an episode frequently cited by fans as the series’ best.
11:30 a.m. “The Label Maker” – Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend’s
Noon “The Soup Nazi” – Jerry’s favorite soup vendor won’t serve his new
girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth).
12:30 p.m. “The Pool Guy” – The pool man at Jerry’s health club wants to be his
1 p.m. “The Gum” – Kramer complicates Jerry’s quest to locate a special
brand of Chinese gum.
1:30 p.m. “The Seven” – Jerry’s girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) wears the same
dress, and Elaine loses a bike to Kramer.
2 p.m. “The Wait Out” – Jerry and Elaine anticipate dating soon-to-be-
single friends (Cary Elwes and Debra Messing).
2:30 p.m. “The Comeback” – Jerry joins a tennis club, and a co-worker’s
insults push George to the limit.
3 p.m. “The Susie” – Elaine creates an alternate persona at work as
George tries to keep his girlfriend.
3:30 p.m. “The Muffin Tops” – Elaine becomes a partner in a muffin business.
And Jerry shaves his chest.
4 p.m. “The Summer of George” – George plans a vacation, and Elaine
critiques a co-worker. Molly Shannon and Raquel Welch guest-star.
4:30 p.m. “The Apology” – Jerry’s girlfriend teaches him some naked truths.
And George anticipates an apology.
5 p.m. “The Burning” – George seeks timely exits. And Elaine learns
Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.
5:30 p.m. “The Cartoon” – Susan (Heidi Swedburg) learns a friend is a big
success with a one-woman show about Jerry.
6 p.m. “The Dealership” – Jerry seeks a good deal on a new car from
Elaine’s boyfriend, Puddy.
6:30 p.m. “The Reverse Peephole” – Puddy wears a fur coat; Jerry doesn’t use
a wallet; Newman may face eviction.
7 p.m. “The Strongbox” – Kramer hides his strongbox key at Jerry’s
place; a neighbor feuds with Jerry.
7:30 p.m. “The Strike” – George’s father introduces Festivus as Kramer
returns to work at the bagel shop.