Stop the online presses! Charlie Sheen is coming to Radio City Music Hall April 8.
The dear deranged-like-a-fox boy offered up a bunch of other cities and dates too, on the off-chance you can't make Radio City. They are: Detroit, Chicago (already announced), Cleveland, Columbus (of all places; maybe for drunken college students?), Boston and Wallingford, Conn. (Wallingford? Please -- don't ask me; I am but the humble messenger.).
The show is called: "Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option." Or something.
Meanwhile, Letterman asked on last night's show what this nonsense will be about.