Tina Fey is hosting the 39th season premiere of "Saturday Night Live," and -- per tradition -- the host must cut a series of promotions that will a.) Promise a good show b.) Promote the musical guest, Arcade Fire c.) Offer an amusing diversion in themselves d.) be topical e.) Get posted on a multitude of websites, like this one.
Check, check, check and check. Oh right, and check.
References to "Breaking Bad" and wardrobe malfunctions... take it away: (And as usual, app readers please go to newsday.com/tvzone for the video.)