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What do you call a camel that’s hiding in the woods?

Camelflage

Two olives are on the counter having a conversation when one of the olives falls to the floor. The olive on the counter yells to the other, “Are you OK?” And the olive on the floor replies, “Olive.” (“I’ll live.”)

Lia McNally

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is in between us. Open up!

Juliet Reitano

What is a turkey’s favorite kind of music?

Plymouth Rock

What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Bookworms!

Gabriella Scarpa

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