What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks you better listen!
-- David Bellante
Why did Bob put magnets all over himself?
He wanted to be attractive.
-- Jasmine Armann
In gymnastics, what event do bananas do the best in?
-- Manuel Arriaza
What do you call a dog that ate your clock?
-- Mia Suarez
CLASS OF THE WEEK: Kristin Christie's fourth-grade class, FRANK P. LONG INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL, Bellport