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Best. Email. Ever.

In my inbox this morning:

"I am in the process of installing a closed-circuit TV camera and recording device to monitor the activity in my garden. Last year, I am positive that it was my neighbor's landscaper who stole my prize-winning tomatoes. If the thief strikes again this year, I'll get him on camera and then you can publish his guilty face in Newsday!" -- Name withheld

Speaks for itself, no?

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