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Drawer, Domestic Cat, Dresser, Cartoon, Curiosity, Kitten, Peeking,

Drawer, Domestic Cat, Dresser, Cartoon, Curiosity, Kitten, Peeking, kilroy, Cute, Fluffy, Square, Line Art, Looking For Food Section/Erica Marcus - Marjorie Robins. Photo Credit: iStock Photo Credit: iStock/

“Beautiful Italian Café” in Valley Stream, the ad reads, with “beautiful outdoor patio is looking to hire” a number of positions not traditionally associated with Italian restaurants:

• Musician
• Band's
• Clowns
• Dj’s
• Comics
• Psychics
• Magicians
• Balloon Makers
• Face Painters
• Puppet tears
• Cartoon Drawers

Leaving aside the poster’s difficulty in distinguishing possessive nouns from plurals, in what region of Italy are balloons and psychic readings a key element of the dining experience? I was initially stumped by “Puppet tears” until I said it out loud. As for cartoon drawers, I’ve actually been looking for somewhere to store my cartoons.

A cartoon drawer

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