Maybe you’ll start your day with a pink smoothie, full of chia seeds and raspberries and other pink fruits. On your way to work, you’ll pick up a Starbucks pink drink — a “crisp, Strawberry Acai Refreshers Beverage, with . . . accents of passion fruit” and an Instagram cult following.
For lunch? A bowl of pink beet hummus, maybe garnished with some suddenly everywhere watermelon radish, the perfect shade of fuchsia. Wash it down with a blush-colored can of La Croix sparkling water. Dessert? An array of pink macarons. For happy hour, the choices are abundant: pink cans of rosé, pink gin, pink tequila, bottles of wine with such names as Summer Water and Pretty Young Thing, or frozen rosé (frosé). In Manhattan, you can eat pink spaghetti at Pietro NoLita, a restaurant with pink walls, bathrooms and chairs.
And at the end of the day, if all this pink food is inspiring a sudden queasiness, you can even self-medicate with pink Pepto-Bismol.
Food is fashion, and fashion is food, and that’s why pink food became gradually, then suddenly, a thing. First, Pantone named rose quartz — a muted, dusty pink with the slightest hint of orange — one of its 2016 colors of the year, when it had already been popping up in clothing and accessories. It was more sophisticated than Barbie pink, more cynical than magenta.
Pink already had a toehold in the food world well before the Pantone announcement. Girlie brands such as Sprinkles Cupcakes, which used the color for its cupcake-dispensing ATMs, and Sofia petite canned wines have long known its appeal. But one of the real drivers of the trend was the transformation of rosé from a slightly tacky punchline wine to a mark of affordable sophistication, a “lifestyle bevvie” and an expression of female sisterhood. #roséallday! The color pairs particularly well with tiny cans — giving us about a dozen nearly identical choices, from Underwood, Lila Rosé and Trader Joe’s Simpler Wines.
As rosés started to sell swiftly, everyone wanted a piece of the pie. So we ended up with a rosé festival — La Nuit en Rosé — and rosé in 40-ounce malt-liquor bottles, and frosé pops, rosé gummies and Slay Then Rosé shirts. Recently, the internet went agog over an attractively bottled pink gin (Wölffer Estate Vineyard on the North Fork makes it with rosé). Tequila brand Código 1530’s chairman Ron Snyder says he didn’t set out to take advantage of the trend by selling a pink tequila, but when his tequila maker showed him the technique of aging it in barrels of fine red wine, he realized he had an instant hit.
But it’s not just about alcohol. The color itself came to take on the qualities we associated with rosé — which were, in part, assigned by marketers. Free-spiritedness, casual luxury, youth, popularity: These are all qualities brands would like to associate with their products. They’re also inherently Instagrammable: Just look at the more than 13,000 photos with the millennial pink hashtag on Instagram.
Hence, the all-pink interior of Pietro NoLita, and of the Gallery at Sketch London, New York’s Bep Ga and Cafe Henrie. According to New York Magazine, the Lower East Side restaurant Dimes had to remove its millennial pink table because too many people were requesting it. In Washington, the restaurant Whaley’s has a Rose Garden — just a patio with pink umbrellas and a menu of pink wines — that can command hourslong waits.
And then there’s the list of “12 Foods to Satisfy Your Millennial Pink Tooth” by Refinery 29 (pink marshmallows, strawberry mochi ice cream and Belvoir Fruit Farms Elderflower and Rose Pressé — a brand that’s on its way to La Croix-level cool-girl status). The cover of “Sweetbitter,” the coming-of-age novel about the New York restaurant scene. The 2016 launch of Le Creuset’s millennial pink hibiscus collection of cookware. The Museum of Ice Cream, an immersive ice cream-themed Instagram playground, for which guests will pay $29 a ticket to swim in a millennial-pink indoor pool full of artificial sprinkles. The Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccino, which was absolutely revolting, but sold out anyway.
It seems to make food needlessly gendered, too. Many words have been spent explaining that part of the appeal of millennial pink in fashion is that it is now androgynous — Drake wears pink sweaters, singer Zayn Malik dyes his hair pink — but that’s not how it has played out in the food world. Rosé consumed by men needed its own name, brosé, to give it a harder edge, a distinction that wouldn’t be needed if we were truly, as GQ asserts, in an “egalitarian world of gender-fluid beverage consumption.” But most pink foods and beverages are unambiguously marketed to women. A Bloomberg News story about La Croix’s triumph over its sparkling-water competition notes that “National Beverage originally marketed LaCroix as a women’s drink,” handing it out at women’s sporting events and partnering with Susan G. Komen for the Cure. It has male fans, too, but men make only sporadic appearances in La Croix’s hyper-feminine Instagram account, which features plenty of flower crowns, millennial pink nail polish and a La Croix Over Boys T-shirt.
La Croix’s customer base “skews more toward professional women,” said a spokesman for the brand, though he said corporate marketing targets many demographics.
The divide is especially apparent at Pietro NoLita. “We have a few dudes that come to the restaurant, but I think they come with their girlfriends,” owner Pietro Quaglia said. “I would love to have more men, but I feel like some men are a little bit insecure about the fact that the place is so pink.”
Is any of this pink stuff as good as it looks? That’s in the eye, and taste buds, of the beholder, of course. But pink food fatigue is setting in: “While no one can deny that rosé rhymes with #allday and #yesway and s’il vous plait, for me, the truly telling coincidence is that it rhymes with okay,” wrote Sarah Miller in a recent Eater essay. OK, as in: meh. But pink is here to stay, at least until another color knocks it off its peppermint-colored pedestal.
“This is a trend right now, and every trend leaves and there’s another trend,” Quaglia said. But pink, he believes, is eternal. “This millennial concept, I don’t really get it. Yes, it’s cool now, but . . . pink has been around longer than that.”
What color will be next? According to industry-watchers, all bets are on purple.
Japanese eggplant, anyone?