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Air travel keeps descending to new lows

American Airlines says passenger seats on a third

American Airlines says passenger seats on a third flight came loose during flight and it's continuing to inspect other jets with similar seating. Credit: Bloomberg News, 2011

Just when you thought air travel couldn't possibly get worse, American Airlines unveils a new onboard amenity that most fliers would just as soon avoid.

Loose seats.

Folks, this is basic stuff, bolting the seats to the aircraft floor! This isn't just another blinking yellow light in the cockpit!

What's next? Forgetting to close the door on take off ("Honey, does the air seem thin in here?") or leaving the wings at home? Even the Wright Brothers knew not to let the seats flop around.

Clearly, these are trying times at American. A protracted bankruptcy. Pilots calling in sick. Eagerly circling merger sharks from US Airways. And now 7A doesn't just recline into 8A. It slides right over to say hello.

At week's end, American yanked 48 Boeing 757s out of service, canceling nearly 100 flights to reattach each plane's 168 seats.

The airline's official apologists said they have the problem fully under control, but the shifting explanations left some room for doubt. First, the airline blamed a defective floor clamp. Then, they started fingering a combination of wear, poor design and spilled soda.

By the weekend, the (aptly named) BoltBus intercity service wasn't looking like such a bad travel alternative.


1. Pay toilets in coach

2. Toddler kick rows

3. Clean cabin air, 50 cents a gulp

4. Mandatory in-flight meals

5. Fly naked, skip security

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