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'Duck Dynasty' star should have kept his bill shut

Phil Robertson, the Duck Commander, holding the 1

Phil Robertson, the Duck Commander, holding the 1 millionth duck call assembled for 2013 at the company's warehouse in West Monroe, La. (Nov. 7, 2013) Credit: AP

Yes, you can be fired for saying dumb stuff outside work. And please, don't go yelping about the First Amendment. It won't protect you for a second from a private employer's ax.

Swamp-TV star and backwoods theologian Phil Robertson just learned that lesson the hard way.

Papa Phil's been suspended indefinitely from A&E's popular "Duck Dynasty" for being a couple of degrees more ignorant than his character on TV, opining on male and female body parts, equating homosexuality with promiscuity and bestiality, then citing the Book of Corinthians to support his crude analogies.

"Extremely disappointed," the cable network declared, " . . . based on his own personal beliefs . . . no way reflect those of A&E Networks, who have always been strong supporters and champions of the LGBT community."

You can't say A&E executives didn't get what they deserved. They hire a proudly redneck loudmouth, love his mega-ratings, then get all huffy when he talks to GQ like a loudmouth redneck.

But there is something else at play here, and this is where Phil's beloved hickishness served him poorly. While the "Duck Dynasty" patriarch was squabbling with his Louisiana relatives and making his Duck Commander duck calls, he failed to recognize that the rest of America had changed.

Big companies like A&E, owned by Hearst and Disney-ABC, have grown far more jumpy about offending not just their audiences but also their employees, shareholders, regulators and advertisers. The network's making money off Phil's down-market kin. But is it worth risking an empire for?

The immediate answer was no, and Phil was suddenly back in the duck-call shed, plotting his future with the cameras off.


1. Sitting duck

2. Lame duck

3. Duck and cover

4. Just ducky

5. Dead duck

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