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Manti Te'o sure has Lance Armstrong beat

Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o answers a question

Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te'o answers a question during an NCAA college football media day in South Bend, Ind. (Aug. 16, 2012) Credit: AP

Give Lance Armstrong this much credit: At least his story wasn't as preposterous as Manti Te'o's. Admittedly, the Notre Dame fabulist set a pretty high bar.

All Lance wanted us to believe was that, in a sport famously riddled with performance-enhancing drugs, he never once consumed a single banned substance as he pedaled into the Tour de France winner's circle seven straight times.

I mean, it COULD happen, right? Just like a star Notre Dame linebacker COULD suffer the pile-on tragedy of losing his beloved grandmother just as his girlfriend, freshly recovered from a near-fatal auto wreck, promptly dies of leukemia.

Could but didn't -- in either case.

The lid has finally been ripped off both these whoppers. But only one of those revelations comes as much of a surprise. For years, almost everyone in bike-racing knew Lance was lying when he said, when he insisted, when he swore he'd always raced clean. Even as his handlers and teammates built ironclad cases against him -- even as he hit his many accusers with lawsuits -- the evidence kept piling higher. All that was left was the final, grudging admission, which Oprah extracted Thursday night.

Manti Te'o's case is uniquely its own. For one thing, the football star says he was not the hoaxer -- he was the hoaxed. His version of exactly what happened is still a little squishy. But the All-American linebacker claims that his widely publicized "girlfriend" was an Internet concoction by unknown pranksters with unknown intent and unfathomable brilliance at pulling it off. And all the player's heartfelt embellishments were just -- what?

Perhaps he, too, will lay it all out for Oprah -- or someone -- and soon.


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