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Oscars can't compete with real-life dramas

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood briefing reporters regarding the

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood briefing reporters regarding the sequester, at the White House in Washington. (Feb. 22, 2013) Credit: AP

And the winner is . . . hmmm.

Maybe there isn't a winner this time.

New York is celebrating its third straight snow-watch weekend. Hollywood is celebrating itself. And Washington has nothing to celebrate at all. How much fun is that?

If you went by the calendar, this should be a weekend of great excitement. Speed-demon stock cars are zooming dangerously around the high banks at Daytona. Designer-outfitted stars are stomping up the red carpet for Oscar night. But there is so much blah in the air -- not just this stubbornly persistent winter -- it's a little hard to relax and enjoy it all.

The absurd expansion of the Academy Awards is part of the problem. The list of best picture nominees goes on so long now, it basically includes every movie anyone ever saw. But the odd stuff is popping up everywhere.

New York City fourth-graders are puzzling over slavery math questions. ("One slave got whipped five times a day. How many times did he get whipped in a month?") South African "Blade Runner" (and alleged girlfriend killer) Oscar Pistorius is out on bail, free to date again. Now we learn that perfect couple Diane Lane and Josh Brolin's divorce papers were signed on Valentine's Day.

But this weekend, it's Washington that's the real buzzkill.

A major budget whack, designed to be so awful no one would let it happen, is suddenly on the verge of taking effect. It's a symbol of D.C. dysfunction. It's embarrassing to all concerned. It has real consequences on real people's lives. And it's coming this way.

"Sequester." No Oscar for that show.


1. Best Impossible Compromise

2. Best Really Bad Idea

3. Best Unintended Consequence

4. Best Ideological Rigidity

5. Best Reason to Shut Down the Place and Start Over Again

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