Which was the most fevered lunge for self-promotion? Vote at newsday.com/spincycle.
1. Nassau Executive Thomas Suozzi staging his own goodbye event, with a promotional video glorifying his tenure.
2. Legis. Peter Schmitt (R-Massapequa) denouncing the vanity video.
3. NYC Corporation Counsel Michael Cardozo lecturing judges on their performance.
Last week's "winner": Ex-Gov. Eliot Spitzer having his name floated for a comeback.