Clearly Elisabetta Canalis - the Italian hottie known for dating George Clooney - doesn't have a type, as she was spotted at an L.A. hair salon this weekend with "Jackass" daredevil Steve-O, perpetuating recent dating rumors.
Offhand, here are a few things we know about Clooney: He's an Oscar winner, he's socially and politically active, and he owns property in Italy.
At right, here are a few things you might not know about Steve-O.
The two guys stack up fairly equally, no?
Name: Stephen Gilchrist Glover
Education: Graduated from Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College in 1997
Business ventures: Launched own shoe line, Sneaux Shoes, in 2005 and promoted it by jumping into garbage and drinking old milk.
Sampling of indiscretions and arrests: Public urination, cocaine possession, obscenity and assault charges for stapling his scrotum to his leg.
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