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The Kardashians' new book 'Dollhouse' is literary brilliance

Right to left: Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and

Right to left: Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. (Getty) Credit: Right to left: Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. (Getty)

So Thursday in the mail, we received the Kardashian sisters' latest masterpiece, a novel they "authored" called "Dollhouse." It's essentially a roman à clef, with the main characters described as "beautiful, loving and deeply loyal" sisters named Kamille, Kassidy and Kyle.

Since there are honestly too many lines that we lost it over, we decided to open to a random page and transcribe the first sentence we spotted. From page 52:

"[Kyle] lay back on the chaise lounge and admired her own awesome tan. Her legs looked especially stunning against the pale turquoise color of her bikini, which she had conveniently gotten for free during last Saturday's shoplifting spree at the mall."

Will someone give these girls a Pulitzer, already?!


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