Long Island is famous for its plumes: Toxic, gravity-driven, creeping subterranean chemicals leaching from long-ago manufacturing ventures toward precious water supplies.

According to studies, the preservative Penta in the new PSEG poles enable them to create their own little mini toxic plumes, so they’ll fit right in here.

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