E-Boland is at Alex Rodriguez' first press conference of spring training.
Here's a quick sample:
A-Rod's first line to the media, "So, did anyone watch the Super Bowl?"
Despite news reports to the contrary, A-Rod said he did not mind cameras showing girlfriend Cameron Diaz feeding him popcorn.
"Five years ago, I probably would have come out with some bogus statement," A-Rod said. "It was pretty comical. Why would anyone be upset about being fed popcorn. Pretty funny, actually."