Well, Giants fans, as the Soup Nazi kind of used to say — "No football for you!"
Sorry, that was harsh. But it's true.
Heavy snow collapsed the roof of the Metrodome, leaving the Giants-Vikings matchup that was supposed to be played this afternoon in limbo.
So while the NFL hashes out a location (Detroit? University of Minnesota? New Orleans?!), you Giants fans just kick back and enjoy a Big Blue-free Sunday.
Here's how Newsday's top two handicappers (Glauber and I) see the action going...
Happy Sunday everyone!
Glauber
Giants (-2.5) over Vikings
Browns (+1) over Bills
Packers (-6.5) over Lions
Steelers (-8.5) over Bengals
Redskins (+2) over Buccaneers
Falcons (-7) over Panthers
Jaguars (-4.5) over Raiders
Saints (-9) over Rams
Seahawks (+5) over 49ers
Bears (+3) over Patriots
Jets (-5.5) over Dolphins
Cardinals (OFF) over Broncos
Chargers (OFF) over Chiefs, best bet
Cowboys (+3.5) over Eagles
Ravens (-3) over Texans
Best bets: 5-8
Last week: 8-8
This week: 0-1
Season record: 104-90-4
Mascaro's picks (home teams in caps): Giants (-2.5) over VIKINGS, Browns (+1) over BILLS, LIONS (+6.5) over Packers, Bengals (+8.5) over STEELERS, Bucs (-2) over REDSKINS, Falcons (-7) over PANTHERS, JAGUARS (-4.5) over Raiders, Rams (+9) over SAINTS, 49ERS (-5) over Seahawks, PATS (-3) over Bears, Dolphins (+5.5) over JETS, Broncos (OFF) over CARDINALS, CHARGERS (OFF) over Chiefs, Eagles (-3.5) over COWBOYS, Ravens (-3) over TEXANS.
Best bet: Ravens
Best bets: 8-5
Last week: 7-9
This week: 0-1
Season record: 101-93-4