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I can't believe I'm writing about this

Seems like there's a new "MMA school" opening up every 25 minutes. Most are former karate schools that added two classes and a full-body dummy and are capitalizing on the growing trend that is mixed martial arts.

This is the equivalent.

Eric "Butterbean" Esch, the king of the four-rounders and possibly most famous for beating up Johnny Knoxville in a scene on "Jackass," is calling out world strongman Mariusz Pudzianowski's MMA skills.

"He punches like a girl," Butterbean said of the Moosin MMA fighter. "He’s the 5-time World’s Strongest Man but hits like a 130-pounder, not a strong man who weighs 270 pounds. He doesn’t have the skill level to get to the level he wants to fight."

And I've now wasted enough of your time and mine on this silly nonsense.

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