Getting divorced? The Marmara Manhattan Hotel & Residence has put together a package to provide you with somewhere to stay while you sort things out -- and then some. And the best part is you won't have to spring for airfare -- what with the high cost of legal representation these days. This getaway is just an LIRR ride away in a little town called Manhattan, but that still doesn't guarantee you'll be able to afford it.
The "Suddenly Splitsville Package" is aiming to cater to your state of mind with free Champagne ("to celebrate or drown your sorrows") all-you-can-eat Haagen-Dazs ice cream ("the best comfort food we know") a copy of "Confessions of an Online Dating Addict" ("the quintessential 'I've been there, done that' guide to online dating"), free Wi-FI ("to use after you've read the book") and a consultation with a real estate agent (to help you find a new place to live).
Other perks include a year's subscription to Divorce magazine, an in-room spa treatment (massage and facial or manicure and pedicure) and a pass to the nearby 92nd Street Y gym.
Sound good? The 1-, 2- and 3-bedroom fully furnished apartments will set you back $7,250, $10,250 and $14,500 a month, respectively, plus tax.
More details: marmara-manhattan.com, 212-427-3100