So is the NFL already regretting bringing the Super Bowl north? It's certainly starting to sound that way. And understandably so. How many more days like this one will it take?
Fox Sports president Eric Shanks just told The Hollywood Reporter, choosing his words with nervous caution: "We have been preparing along with the league for multiple scenarios."
What Shanks meant was that network and league officials have been tracking the ambient air temperature around the New Jersey Meadowlands, the lack of a roof at MetLife Stadium and the Feb. 2 date that was picked for Super Bowl XLVIII. What choice does commissioner Roger Goodell have but to weigh worst-case scenarios? Those include shifting Sunday's game anywhere from Friday, Jan. 31, to Monday, Feb. 3.
New Orleans is sounding pretty good about now. Or Miami. Or Phoenix. Heck, Tupelo, Miss., is sounding good, and all they have is a high-school stadium on the outskirts of town.
Even a date change could bring cold comfort. Wouldn't May be better for the Seahawks and the Broncos? Spring is still two months away.
League officials should admit the obvious. This was a dumb idea, holding the Super Bowl up here.
The venue is uninspiring. The weather totally stinks. No one wants to travel up here now. Chris Christie's an embarrassment. East Rutherford Mayor James Cassella complains he's being ignored. All the good parties are being held in New York.
If this is what the NFL means by Super, they might as well rename the game the Polar Vortex Bowl. At least they'd be telling the truth.
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