This election, groups PAC a dirty punch
Photo credit: AP | Former Massachusetts governor and Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, left, and President Barack Obama.
We should all have our own super PACs, pseudo-independent hit men doing our dirty work while pretending to operate entirely on their own.
"Really?" we could ask, feigning extravagant surprise. "Someone just berated my noisy neighbors? Someone just disciplined my unruly kids? Someone just punched my boss in the mouth? Well, I wouldn't know anything about that!"
Look how well super PACs...
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U.S. vice presidents
Map: How LI voted
Key swing states in 2012