A grand gift if Dad likes Lady Gaga

Perhaps your Dad or grad is into Lady Gaga. And perhaps you have many thousands of dollars just burning a hole in your wallet.

We have the perfect gift: a Steinway Grand Piano autographed by none other than the Mother Monster herself. But first you have to win it in an online bidding war at charitybuzz.com. The lot is open until 3 p.m. Wednesday.

Oh, yeah, at press time, the price of the piano was up to $27,505. But that's a bargain. The estimated value of the instrument -- which Ga played during a sound check at the Robin Hood Foundation Gala in May -- is $60,000, according to the website. Proceeds from the auction go to Ten O'Clock Classics, an organization that brings classical music to young people.

Oh, yeah, if you do win, you'll have to get this thing home. The piano is in Manhattan, and it will cost a minimum of $500 to move. And it cannot be shipped outside the continental United States.

On second thought, maybe you should stick to that tie or pen set.