The Dancing Fool: Situation or Margaret Cho?

Hello, David Hasselhoff! Goodbye, David Hasselhoff!

And just like that, "Dancing With the Stars" has finally become unpredictable. In the good old days - or seasons 1 through 9 - handicapping the first dancer to get voted off was a fairly easy process. From the list of names, pick the one person no one - save immediate family and friends - had ever heard of. If that person danced with the grace of a giraffe, then the conclusion was foregone. That person was a likely goner.

But "Dancing" got better - and smarter - at casting and training contestants. Shannen Doherty was the first to go in the 10th season. The Hoff got the hook last week.

Who goes now? If first-week scores are any indication, Mike Sorrentino could be in trouble. "The Sitch" go already? Not to worry. He's safe for now. Comic Margaret Cho, however, may not be.