'America's Got Talent': Poppycock wins?!

Oh pleasepleasepleaseplease let Prince Poppycock win tonight.

If only for the distinct and unusual pleasure of having Piers Morgan - the Most Important Man at CNN - retract his buzzer from last night. And who knows? If Poppycock wins, he may be the first interview PM conducts when he goes to CNN in January:

"So Poppycock ... you don't mind if I call you Poppycock, do you, or would you prefer Prince? ... how long does it take you to put on the makeup?" 

Here's last night's open. Laugh at Poppycock at your own peril. He is America's choice. And if you don't believe me, go to that USA Today poll that's being conducted as we speak. He's got a wide lead over Jackie Evancho and Fighting Gravity barely rates.