'America's Got Talent': Prince Poppycock advances

Yes, starting to pay attention to Velveeta hit "America's Got Talent" now that a.) judge Piers Morgan is about to become the most important person at CNN; and b.) now that Prince Poppycock has advanced to the final four.

In fact, the real reason I'm going to pay attention is Prince Poppycock. Never heard of the Prince? Then take a look. This, America, is entertainment. Or something. I'm hoping for ultimate victory, so I can somehow put "Piers Morgan" and "Prince Poppycock" in the same sentence.  Finale is next Tuesday at 9. Oy.