CBS: Free advice on fixing WLNY/55

Ah, good morning, CBS. I see you've found your way to this blog which will now tell you how to fix the new prize that you purchased yesterday: WLNY, or as we have long known it, Channel 55, or Ch. 10, or whatever. Follow these simple rules -- all offered with sincerity and hope and a certain sense of longing....

 1.) Find your way to the studios. Yes, you big shots from NYC wouldn't know Melville from Mudville, but get on the LIE and head east. Drive slowly, if possible. Look around. That is your viewing area. Get to know it. Well.