Cher to guest host 'Dancing with the Stars'

Not that this is a stunt -- because it's not, and really, how can anyone be so cynical to think that it  is -- because I mean, really, Cher knows a lot about the tango, Argentine tango, contemporary, Viennese waltz, jazz, disco, and foxtrot -- Cher knows a lot about everything...

But I'm getting ahead of myself: Cher will co-judge next week's "Dancing with the Stars."  

Announced on the show Monday night, and oh, what a coincidence, a news release is here, too: 

I've always said Cher is "iconic." Why did it take "DWTS" so long to call her that, too? 

Needless to say, this is a must-watcher.