Chuck Lorre: 'If Charlie Sheen outlives me ...'

Last night's original "Two and a Half Men" -- the last one for quite a while -- concluded with a Chuck Lorre endnote after the credits; "Men" creator-producer Lorre's calling card for years has been these little endnotes that fly by so quickly most viewers don't have much of a chance to read 'em although many viewers do try. Here's what Chuck wrote last night:

"I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x—rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really p----d."