'CSI': Safe but dull formula

D.B. Russell (Ted Danson), left, and Catherine Willows (Marg Helgenberger) search for clues, on CSI on the CBS Television Network. Credit: CBS/
Now the bad news: Moonbeam's boring. Watching-the-paint-dry boring at times. Because the new gig required Russell to go to Vegas, he had to leave a college-sweetheart spouse back home in Washington state to whom every phone calls ends with an "I love you, too!" Son Charlie (introduced last week) gets stern lectures about basketball practice. Sure, Russell's smart but smart in the way the guy who does your taxes is smart. ("Hmmm, maybe you overlooked this?")
There are no dark places in his well-lit soul, no mysteries, no sexual tension with any character -- male or female.
Whom to blame for this attack of the dulls? Not Danson, who can be a wonderfully eccentric and inventive actor. My guess is the show itself: Seen by an average 11 million this year, "CSI" continues the slide toward its inevitable end. As such, the formula is now the star -- the star's not the star. It sounds cold and uncreative, but this is network TV. It can be that way.
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