"Desperate Housewives" ends with a two-hour blowout Sunday, and in celebration of the big event, let's all take a look back at the mayhem of Wisteria Lane, shall we? This ABC video is a pretty good compilation of all the deaths on Wisteria, but I'm not even certain it's a complete one (is Neal McDonough's sorry end included? And Mike died, or nearly died a couple of times before he completely died; and Edie also once nearly committed suicide — to keep Carlos; and of course she was finally offed via electrocution. But I suppose nothing to do with Edie — Nicollette Sheridan — will ever be welcome on Wisteria Lane again.)

Nevertheless, a funny clip — keep away from the kids, however:

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