'DWTS:' Who was worse? Master P? Or Master B?

 

  This growing controversy over Michael Bolton - who will probably take his demand for a Bruno Tonioli apology to the Supreme Court - got me to thinking:

  Who was worse in the history of "Dancing with the Stars?"  Master P in the second season, or the croona' from Altoona? (Actually Westport, but I like the way this sounds.)

  The votes are in: Master P.

  How bad was Master P? Let me put it this way: I dance as well as Master P.

  'Nuff said.

  Now, let's walk down Memory Lane. Here's the dance that got P dumped. He actually scored a pair of twos. What follows is the Herman Munster stomp...