In the interests of justice, we'll give you what we found to be the best printable line from Episode 3.
It came from Scott Lavin, played by Scott Caan. While at an auction with Vince, he was looking at a dinosaur head when Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson came by. He's the owner of the item trying to sell it for a profit.
Peterson was asked why he was selling it, and Lavin had an answer. "Did Visanthe Shiancoe use it as a cup?"
Best Printable Line standings
Ari Gold 1
Scott Lavin 1
Everyone else 0