'Full House' stars patrol the streets of San Francisco in 'Late Show' skit

What do the “Full House” men do when the kids go to bed? They patrol the streets of San Francisco, apparently.

Bob Saget, John Stamos and Dave Coulier appeared on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” to create yet another reboot of the classic ’90s show. Only this time, they’re crime-fighting police officers in a dark crime drama complete with a revamped “Everywhere You Look” theme song.

The men, or “daddies” as they’re referred to in “Full House nights,” lead double lives. Once the Tanner kids are asleep, Danny Tanner becomes the “good cop” while Uncle Jesse is the “bad cop” and Joey the “impressionist cop.”

Colbert was cast as a drug dealer named Dimitri, who eventually cracks once Joey does a Scooby Doo impression.

And, like Netflix’s “Fuller House,” Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are also missing from this reboot. In the opening credits, “not featuring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen” is shown alongside a black and white, faded image of the twins.

In typical “Full House” fashion, the skit ends with the “daddies” teaching Dimitri a moral lesson. Danny Tanner even invites Dimitri to move in and raise his daughters.

The YouTube video uploaded to “The Late Show’s” channel has been viewed more than 300,000 times. Commenters seem to be enjoying the skit, even if they weren’t fond of the original show.

“I never was a fan of Full House, but these three together on a talk show...delightful,” one commenter wrote on “The Late Show’s” Facebook page.