'Game of Thrones' Season 6 tease: Watch it and weep

Jon Snow (Kit Harington; duh) assumes a starring role in the just-released "Game of Thrones" Season 6 tease -- the first of many, doubtlessly.

And with that, cue to the Wild Theories and Baseless Speculation about to crash the Internet.

In my humble attempt to save the poor Internet, let's not jump to any conclusions, however. The tease is (of course) inconclusive and offers absolutely nothing to hang one's hat upon or (for that matter) one's baseless theory either. 

"They have no idea what is going to happen," concludes the voiceover in this brief appetizer.

"They" -- quite clearly -- refers to "you" and absolutely "me."