Robert Campbell puts protective vests on the dog in A&E's...

Robert Campbell puts protective vests on the dog in A&E's real-life series "American Hoggers." Credit: A&E Network

In case you don't get (git?) the Lone Star flavor, reality production king Thom Beers ("Deadliest Catch") includes close-ups of the Campbells' Texas flag and steer horns adorning their homestead. Night cameras give us 200-pound boars with glowing eyes, and dog-cams offer the hound's-eye view of hog pursuit.

Jerry has clearly been encouraged to say things like "It's colder than the ex-wife's heart this mornin' " as often as possible (but not as often as Dan Rather used to when big news was breaking). Son Robert Hunter has possibly been, uh, advised to say things like "The big boar reminds me of one of Chaucer's medieval demons." But daughter Krystal likely outfits herself with leather chaps and neon blue nail polish.

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